...Listen Linus to the warning I'll say, Don't you see that I just want them to pay, It's a hacker's OS, Have you forgotten our low market share, oooh! I am frightened by this mess, For we are getting too much press, And they'll crush us in the end-user desktop! Helsinki, your famous son Should have stayed a great unknown...
...Don't you know You'll all get rich, yes You'll all be rich, And the code is really, really good For every business in your neighborhood...
I don't know how to profit I can't see what to charge for It's all free Seems strange to me...
grep|awk|sed perl|awk|sed awk|sed|grep|sed|perl awk|sed|grep|perl|sed|grep|awk|sort Hey LT, LT, please explain to me...
...Linus you know I love you Even though we'll never meet, I believe in you and GNU So tell me I'm 3l33t!Rob Malda
Linus there must be over 50k Script kiddies looking up to you Every one of 50k Will crack whatever you ask him to Keep 'em yelling their devotion But add a touch of hate for Bill...
Roll it out, with a price that's free Open source has been good to me Throw the community a bone And keep a piece that we still own...RMS
A bazaar should be a house of freedom! But you have made it a den of open source! Get out! Get out! Join us now and share the software, you'll be free... oh wait, wrong musical.
So you're Linus Torvalds Yes, the great Linus Torvalds Prove to me you know the facts Port your OS to this old VAX...
I have nothing in my hands Any code I have Comes to me from scores of hackers Everything is free, and you can't own it.Ballmer
You're a fool, Linus Torvalds, How can I help you?MSCE Chorus
De-co-mo-do-tize it! Remember Bill Gates, You have a duty...
...Every time I build a patch I don't understand How we let the code you wrote Get so out of hand You'd have managed better With an OMT diagram... ...If you'd copied Windows You'd have reached a whole nation! Unix on a PC Had no market penetration...
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There are some parts I'm not pleased with yet. For example, I don't know how to write the bit where Ballmer pays Cox 30 million silver microsoft stock options to betray Linus while he's on a beer hike in Gethsemene. I'm also wondering if someone else isn't more apropriate for that role -- perhaps Tanenbaum?